A - Accent: A faux spice, made with MSG and salt.
B - Breakfast Item: Eggs benedict.
C - Chore You Hate: Sweeping up after the mimes.
D - Dad's Name: Doesn't matter, he doesn't come when I call
E - Essential Everyday Item: lungs
F - Flavour Ice Cream: Bernadette
G - Gold or Silver?: Nobody ever killed a werewolf with gold bullets
H - Hometown: Townhome
I - Insomnia: No thanks, I have my own
J - Job Title: Fluffer
K - Kids: 325°, 2 hours per pound. Baste every two hours.
L - Living Arrangements: Plastination. Or stuffed like a bear.
M - Mom's Birthplace: Dragon's nest, I think
N - Number of Significant Others you’ve ever had: Define had
O - Overnight Hospital Stays: I prefer a hotel
P - Phobia: deep-seated fear
Q - Queer?: Peculiar
R - Religious Affiliation: Anodyne
S - Siblings: brothers and sisters
T - Time You Wake Up: right after I'm done sleeping
U - Unnatural Hair Colours You've Worn: Shawshank, Etruscan, Bimini
V - Vegetable You Refuse to Eat: Terry Schiavo
W - Worst Habit: Neon pink miniskirt with Hello Kitty imprints-- detracts from the spirit of nunnery
X - X-rays You’ve Had: I once had Milton Berle's colon, but I sold it on ebay
Z - Zodiac Sign: Slow Children At Play