1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Hmm... let me check... um, no.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. Because something was funny.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. Because of the ridicule.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes. I also regret not having sex with someone.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Only while masturbating.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Don't talk with your mouth full.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Towards?
11. EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Kinda sorta.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
No. Orgy once.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Maybe once. Too distracting.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Um... yeah...
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Nope.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Probably getting caught masturbating.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Hmm... 18?
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
A woman.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?
Not right now.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No.