This is a day that if I didn't think it would cause a problem, I'd leave for home el pronto.
I am would up really tight and feel incredibly frustrated, but not for any reason that I can think of. Almost an overwhelming desire to cause pain, to others, to myself, to anyone within arm's reach. Take the knife, press it into skin, see if it bleeds.
On such a day as this, I turn to my horoscopes to see what the world beyond the veil brings:
This influence brings your personal, domestic and emotional life to prominence. You will feel more integrated and at one with yourself in many ways now than at any other time. And your relationships with other people, especially women, should be more harmonious as well. This is because you approach everything as a total person, with no loose ends hanging out to signify divided intentions. The only problems with this manifestation will arise if you are afraid of your feelings. Then this can be a turbulent and uncomfortable time, for you will be confronting an aspect of yourself that you do not like. But disliking your emotions is the problem, not the emotions themselves. If you find this transit disturbing, you should examine your attitude toward your emotions.
Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! After extensive meditation about what advice would be most useful for your love life in 2006, I rejected this observation by The Simpsons' creator Matt Groening: "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Do not, under any circumstances, make those your words to live by. Instead, consider the following counsel from Norman Mailer: "Love asks us that we be a little braver than is comfortable, a little more generous, a little more flexible. It means living on the edge more than we care to."Cainer:
'Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life! The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray!' Lord Byron was a famously romantic poet. But here, he gives some very practical advice. We should all strive to be this way. It would do us no end of good. You will find today, that you don't have to strive very hard to share a little hope and happiness. It's already in you and it's looking for a way to express itself. Give it a chance to help you make a difficult situation much easier.
What. The. Fuck.
Three horoscopes, all talking about how my love life should be fantastic? Wow. If I didn't know better, I'd say that there was a romantic-based holiday on the horizon.
Okay, I'll bite. Relax, and let it come. But pardon me if I remain somewhat cynical.