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Hate to fly? Then you probably won't want to pay a visit to Bruce Campbell in Hillsboro, OR anytime soon. Bruce lives in a renovated Boeing 727-200. Why? Because he feels that wood is a terrible building material and his Boeing airplane provides greater protection from severe winds, earthquakes and fire.