The Amazing HypnoButt™
Apparently, my butt has super powers.
Under certain circumstances, rubbing my butt apparently has the power to render the one doing the rubbing sleepy. There are specific circumstances: the rub-er must already be trying to sleep and can't, and there should be a level of horizontality involved.
I haven't really done a scientific double-blind kind of test or anything, but the statistical evidence is showing a definite trend. I probably need a larger sampling from different women to really test the theory.
Note that this is not a thinly veiled attempt to get my butt rubbed.
Really.
Under certain circumstances, rubbing my butt apparently has the power to render the one doing the rubbing sleepy. There are specific circumstances: the rub-er must already be trying to sleep and can't, and there should be a level of horizontality involved.
I haven't really done a scientific double-blind kind of test or anything, but the statistical evidence is showing a definite trend. I probably need a larger sampling from different women to really test the theory.
Note that this is not a thinly veiled attempt to get my butt rubbed.
Really.