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being_isis
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
I knew someone once who was (technically) a midget, but he was on all sorts of growth hormones and such, so he was something like 6'2 or 6'3.

midgets that are taller than me frighten me. more so when they're mormon midgets who keep talking to me about the rules of kissing...
magicmarmot
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
I'm tall for my height.

Mormon midgets with rules of kissing? Bonus.
being_isis
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
if by "bonus" you mean "obscenely creepy, especially late at night in the dark", then yes, bonus.
magicmarmot
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
Sounds pretty bonus to me. Then again, I like dark and creepy, except when I have to deal with the icky nature of it.

I just have this vision of a race of supermidgets bent on destroying the world, or perhaps "inheriting their true ownership from the tall ones".

Six feet tall! Two inch fangs!
being_isis
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:46 pm (UTC)
this sounds like the premis of a bad horror movie...
magicmarmot
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
Most things in my life sound like the premise for a bad horror movie. I think it's from that old adage: "When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail".
being_isis
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
that adage really makes me want to burst out into some horror-esque adaptation of that awful folk song "if I had a hammer".

if I had a hammer
I'd hammer your head in

that sort of thing...
magicmarmot
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
If I had a hammer
I'd bash your little head in
Spew your bloody brains out
All over the floor

I'd gouge out your left eye
I'd rip off both ears
I'd feed your liver to
My brother and my sister
And nail your skull over my door.


I do that all the time.

My favorite though is "This Old Man." I'm actually working on a screenplay based on the song.
being_isis
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
that sounds like it has the potential to be amazing.
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