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Mar. 20th, 2006

Ganked from biscuitpig

1. My roommate and I once: tricked another roommate into blowing flour all over his face.

2. Never in my life have I: had rectal bleeding.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: most women.

4. High school was: teh suxx0rz

5. When I'm nervous: I talk really fast.

6. The last time I cried was: a couple of days ago at a stupid movie.

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: zombies!

9. My hair: is real.

10. When I was 5: I could read at a third-grade level.

11. Last Christmas: Mom came to visit.

12. When I turn my head left: I sneeze.

13. I should be: famous, rich, and good-looking.

14. When I look down I see: cat butt.

15. The craziest recent event was: the whole vomiting episode.

16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Think crossover.

17. By this time next year: I'll be older.

18. My favorite Aunt is: dead.

19. I have a hard time understanding: foreign fast-food employees at the drive thru.

20. One time at a family gathering: I was bored.

21. You know I "like" you if: I've told you.

22. If I won an award, the first person(people) I'd thank: the little people.

23. Take my advice: don't think twice, get more ice.

24. My ideal breakfast is: served on the belly of a hot naked chick.

25. If you visit my home town: I won't be there.

26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: the bathroom.

27. If you spend the night at my house: you're probably drunk, or naked, or both.

28. I'd stop my wedding if: I was having one.

29. The world could do without: Intelligent Design theorists.

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of two cockroaches.

31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: a dual-layer DVD burner.

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: chinese food.

33. My favorite blonde is: very tasty.

34. My favorite brunette is: Also very tasty.

35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: SUCK MEAN PEOPLE

36. The last time I was drunk: I barfed.

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: pigs.

38. I shouldn't have been: drinking that much rum.

40. Last night I: didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

41. There's this girl I know who: I want.

42: I dont know: how to speak Alsatian.

43. A better name for me would be: Doctor Tongue's 3D House of [censored]

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: chase coeds.

45. How many days until my birthday?: depends on the day.

46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: Albert Einstein.

47. I've lived at my current address since: 1995

48. I've been told I look like: a trash bag filled with cottage cheese.

49. If I could have any car, it would be: a really cool one that would get me hot chicks.

50. If I got a new dog tomorrow, I would name it: tomorrow, too.

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